On Thursday, during lunch, I experienced a phenomenon like none I've ever experienced: Lemonade squirted out my nose.
To answer the obvious questions, yes, it burned. No, I did not re-drink what spilled out. Yes, I was embarassed, but it was the funniest thing all day.
My friend was reading the ingredients off of the "Pro-Ball" wrapper (Proball is a "High energy donut hole") He started making stuff up like arsenic and nitroglycerin when I lost it.
It's OK, though, every one has to have a moment like this sometime. At least it didn't happen during something like a job interview.
I close with this advice, guardeth thou snout, so that it may be kept pure of all acidic 10% juice drinks.
Until next time,
Sir Lemonade Spouter
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