I've decided to periodically give out an award to those Americans that never forget to bring their stupidity wherever they go.
This award shall be known as the "You Didn't Forget Your Stupidity On The Bus Award."
Today, we have a definite winner from the state of Washington, Mr. Phillip Quinn. However, he will not be able to accept his award due to an inconvenient death. Accepting the "You Didn't Forget Your Stupidity On The Bus Award" for Mr. Quinn will be his trailer park landlord. Mr. Quinn won this award in a brave act of stupidity by setting a lava lamp on the stove in his trailer. The lamp exploded, sending shards of glass into his body.
To read more about Mr. Quinn's sacrifice for the cause of stupidity, check out this article:
Lava Lamp Left on Stove Explodes, Kills Man
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Some comment that was just trying to get a rise out of me from someone I don't even know.
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